Well, with school beginning it's time to buy your kid a
lock for
their school
locker.
This one looks nice. On the front it has pictures of a
little schoolhouse and an apple for the teacher.
But don't forget to read the small print on the back of the
box.
Locks can be dangerous, you know.
Kid might swallow it:

Thanks, but I think I'll pass on any apples this kid brings me after coming from their locker.
01-31-10